's bl.aagh

BSD, Ruby, Rust, Rambling


If you have a problem, if no one else can help... what makes you think I can?

Method Probability of success Expected Latency
IRC: Freaky @ FreeNode 0.9 20 seconds–12 hours
Twitter: @blaagh 0.8 2 hours–2 days
Email: 0.6 12 hours–7 days
Facebook: … 0.004 6 months–∞